We're more than halfway to Halloween, so I have to brag about my no soliciting signs that double as awesome Halloween yard decor! They've all gotten rave reviews and buyers tell me the same thing: THEY WORK!
I've made several different designs over the years, but the first is a classic. It's actually a bestseller all year round--I present to you, the "Violators will be sacrificed" design.
It first appeared as a window cling, but after several requests for a non-cling option, I introduced the yard sign version:
I'm thinking solicitors just don't want to risk it! Consider this review from Etsy:
Etsy review reads: Love my no soliciting sign. However, please be aware that this sign works so well that since putting it up, I’ve only received one solicitor, thus greatly limiting my ability to provide adequate sacrificial offerings to Baphomet.
The sign has worked too well, limiting sacrificial offerings to Baphomet. Just something to keep in mind.
There have also been reports of solicitors looking concerned as they turn away:
Etsy review reads: Perfect! The solicitors who saw it were concerned and it makes my family laugh, so it's doing the job spectacularly. 10/10
No doubt they won't be forgetting that sign or to leave the house occupants be!
Since the success of the first no soliciting design, I've gone on to create others. The world needed a Halloween cat-themed one, obvi. So Witchy Kitty stepped in to fill the void:
The "Violators will be hexed" design went on to be a bestseller as well cuz it looked cute yet got RESULTS.
Etsy review reads: This item arrived quickly! It is now hanging proudly on my front window and have yet to receive a solicitor since putting it up! Thank you
Witchy Kitty is out protecting what cats love most: peace and quiet.
My latest designs are more of a classic Halloween look with a little whimsy.
It should achieve the same result as the others because ... who wants to be hexed??
Thanks for checking out my No Soliciting showcase! Please exit through the giftshop where you're sure to find something to scare solicitors in your neighbor this Halloween--or all year round!